Monday, September 16, 2013

Moose and Mosquito Rides Again -cue the William Tell Overture

It has been two plus years since the last Moose and Mosquito adventure, and I  know that you've missed me. Admit it. You've longed for my amusing anecdotes, descriptive digressions, wacky wit and madcap musings about life, love, and the Big Fella's quest to see every military, small town, automobile, goofy gadget, airplane, and farm machinery museum known to man. Folks, I am back, but you must be asking why such a long hiatus.

Well... our wanderings to Hell's Canyon and Desolation Sound  were as they say, off the grid -and by the way I don't know who "they" are. Hard to believe but there is no internet in Hell's Canyon - hence no blogging. which also means no Facebook.. Horrors, how do they survive in the wilderness! A cruise in Desolation Sound was too boring to blog.  It would have been a relentless whine about gorgeous scenery and seven days of beautiful weather and the best Miller Times ever, and my camera going for a plunge in Squirrel Cove and the mayhem following an anchor slip in the middle of the night. No WiFi, sigh. Some things will need to be left to the imagination.

But never fear Moose and Mosquito Tours is about to ride again to a part of the world with an abundance of WiFi. Yes!  The wilds of London,York, Edinburgh await us and for kicks and giggles a little tooling about Ireland is on the agenda. But do brace yourself as what I am about to say is hard to fathom  -in fact you should sit down. There will be no camping on this trip -oh darn.  It is bed and breakfasts all the way baby. There will be castles, museums, haggis, museums, Jack the Ripper, museums, negotiating the Tube, museums, leprechauns, museums, driving on the wrong side of the road, and museums, Guinness, and did I mention museums. Soooo.....

 Ladies and Gentlemen I suggest that you take your seat and fasten your seat belt, make sure your seat back and folding trays are in their full upright position. All aboard and hold onto your hats because Moose and Mosquito Tours is about to begin.

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